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Changmin's Awesome Web Show

Title: Changmin’s Awesome Web Show
Type: one shot series (to be continued?)
Rating: Pg-13 (for usuage of language)
Genere: Crack (fail crack!), humor, romance? (in the background…if you squint)
Summary: Changmin decides to start his very own web show!
A/N: Yep first time writing crack, totally based on their DBSK days as you can tell! XD


                    First Show


*Harry Potter theme starts playing*

Announcer: Today is the first day of “Changmin’s Rants, Raves and Secrets” also called “CRRAS”

*music ends*

Changmin: Thank you announcer person….thing…? Ahem…anyways…today is the first day of my great and wonderful Web Show! *waves at the camera while smiling* You may also call me the great Voldamin! Which I see fans already doing!

*a noise in the background sounding like a door opening, and a beautiful man walks in the room*

Jaejoong: Hey Min! What do you want for dinner tonight? *smiling*

Changmin: Yah! Umma! I’m starting my web show! Why didn’t you ask me earlier?! Aish… *shakes head*

Jaejoong: EHHH!? Web Show? *turns towards camera and blushes* Yah! This is so embarring…I’m wearing my pink apron that says “This cook belongs to Jung Yunho”!!! *smacks changmin*

Changmin: OW! Pabo…no one can see your apron…but now they know what your wearing! This show is all about me! Now my fans will keep asking me about you and Yunho Hyung’s relationship! Aish!!

Jaejoong: OMO! I am not a Pabo! That’s it no dinner for you! Hmph! *walks out of room angrily and slams the door loudly*

Changmin: NOOO UMMA COME BACK! I’M SORRY! FOOOODD! NOOOO! I’ll be back! *runs out the room, camera remains on showing an empty chair and clean room*

*10 minutes later*

*Changmin return’s looking scared*

Changming: O-okay I’m back…and before anyone asks…What I saw will scar me for the rest of my life! First as I go out there to get back on Umma’s good side…I saw Yoochun Hyung and Junsu Noona..YES I CALL HIM NOONA! Ahem..anyways, as I was saying, I saw Yoosu making out…ewww! And after that I went to the kitchen and was about to plead for dinner but Yunho Appa comes in the kitchen, calms Umma down, and after Umma agrees to me having dinner that night…APPA STARTED KISSING UMMA AND GROPING HIS BUTT! I stood there in shock, though normally I see that stuff all the time…but then I noticed Appa’s hand going down Umma’s pant’s and groping his dick! I quickly left the room and saw naked YooSu! I screamed, like a man! And ran back to my room where it’s nice and safe and away from those crazy members of mine! I need to go hang out with the SuJu members...oh wait…to many people think I’m paired up with that kibum guy…that’s it I will go hang out with my awesome Shinee daesungs! Minho will cheer me up! And no I’m not in a relationship with him either!!! That stupid magazine with it’s stupid rumors! Aish! *smacks his forehead*

*Changmin’s door opens*

Yunho: Yah! Next time don’t be mean to your Umma!

Changmin: ….yes appa…

Yunho: *smiles* Good…anyways dinner might be a little late…and I suggest you listen to loud music and  don’t come out of your room in till at least two hours! Bye! *close door*

Changmin: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOT AGAIN!!! See!! This is why I need to go to Shinee’s Dorm! No disturbances! Well that’s it for today…sorry I didn’t get to spill any secrets…though Umma spilled a secret about his apron…and I guess you guys finally found out about YunJae and YooSu…oh well! Our fans are the smartest! But not as smart as me! *evil laugh* Anyways! If you have any questions for me, please comment! And maybe I will answer it on the next show, that is if your question is worthy enough!

Announcer: See you next time on Chang- *gets cut off*

Changmin: YAH! I’m not done! Stupid announcer! Anyways as a treat, my closing theme will be….

*Balloons starts playing*

Announcer: Ahem…See you next time on CRRAS! Please comment below! Thank you!

*music ends and the webcam goes blank*



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HAHAHAHA! SO THIS WAS SOMETHING I HAD TO GET OUT OF MY SYSTEM! Don’t mind how horrible it is! XD If there actually is people who read this O.o
Sorry it was so short, that’s just how it happened! LOL

If anyone has questions for Changmin….comment like this

Username:
Question:

LOL ^^ Anyways I felt like making something like this though I’m sure many people have tried this before… XD
If you want more, just comment below! ^^

Comments

( 10 comments — Leave a comment )
iedamislan
Nov. 2nd, 2010 08:16 am (UTC)
awesome~~
luv it soooooooooooooooo much <3
xdestruction16
Nov. 2nd, 2010 08:40 am (UTC)
Hahah, hilarious! XD <3
I haz questchiioooonnn o3o

Username: xDestruction16
Question: If you had to chose, who would you have sex with from DBSK, SuJu and SHINee? :> BE HONEST! XD
sungmin01
Nov. 2nd, 2010 09:40 am (UTC)
Hey~
hahaha~ minnie is hilarious :D
U already know i love it since theres minnie :)
But its yoosu :(
Oh well. Junchun<3 junchun<3 junchun<3
bexy31
Nov. 2nd, 2010 09:49 am (UTC)
Hahahahaha oh my God I loves it so much!!! XDDD

Lord Voldamin!! ^_^ *bows down*

And Junsu-noona~ Oh my God sun I wanna call him that so bad XD

There was also lots of hand-slapping-over-mouth-in-wonderful-shock-and-to-stop-laughing at Yunho groping Jaejoong and naked Yoosu!! ^w^

Seriously, this is so awesome~ ^w^ I wanna ask a question XD *thinks hard*

Username: bexy31
Question: So you say there's nothing going on with Minho... What about the other SHINee boys!? :O They are shiney, you know~
red_planet31
Nov. 2nd, 2010 10:13 am (UTC)
Lol interesting. I wanna ask many questions!

Username: red_planet31
Question: Who do you love more, Jae-umma or Yun-appa?

Username: red_planet31
Question: Why are you so hot?

LMAO

lraine_10
Nov. 2nd, 2010 01:07 pm (UTC)
This is nice and i luv it~~~!!!

I remembered when Changmin said that he wanted to have a radioshow before ^o^

anyways I have a question for Changmin :3

Username: lraine_10
Question: Don't you feel lonely now that Yoochun Hyung and Junsu Noona and Yunho Appa and Jaejoong Appa are together???
xxfergiexx
Nov. 2nd, 2010 01:50 pm (UTC)
HAHAHA! Hilarious! XD
alicachen
Nov. 2nd, 2010 02:19 pm (UTC)
Want more!!!! This is awesomely creative, the way you make asks changmin segment!!
User name : alicachen
Question : do you mind to sharing your private collections of YunJae and Yoosu smexthing? Or you can tell us DETAILED about the scenes, we'd very thankful for your good cooperation.
LOL!! This is so much fun!!! I demand you to write more this CRRAS
Thanks for the hard work!
undeniablysarah
Nov. 2nd, 2010 05:40 pm (UTC)
Hahaha this was so funny!

I demand more! D8<
undeniablysarah
Nov. 2nd, 2010 05:43 pm (UTC)
This isn't a question but a request:

You mentioned the SHINee boys... can they make an appearance in the story :) PLEASE :)
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